Shh, or the guy will hear and not be happy that I'm cheating in the bathhouse

Fuck without a condom, cum on your face, but don't say anything to your parents

When I saw my traveling companion's tits, I knew it was gonna be sex on a train

I showed him my tits, I told him to cum on them, and he dumped it down her throat

Help, brother, I'm stuck! (really, it's just been a long time since I've been fucked)

That's the 2nd flop - don't worry, it won't go in